Hear Ye, Hear Ye!
Let it be known to all denizens and allies of the Kingdom of Capitol Drive that Candidate Knight Spitfire will be knighted on January 3, 2011, after a period of training and exhibitions of cunning.
Spitfire will be knighted by proxy by La Diviana, sister-in-law to the Prime Minister and ally of the realm. The ceremony will be held at sunset when dying rays of the sun will glint from Spitfire's sword, marking the path of duty, courage and enlightenment.
Mouse Pops to be distributed throughout the Realm and runners sent with deliveries to all allies.
/s/ Secretary of Protocol