Tuesday, September 25, 2012

The New Invention; a New Day for Catdom!

It's been very exciting around here; Princess Coco has come up with her invention and Quartermaster Scruffy bravely volunteered to test it.  He made 5 trips with it to assorted locations.  In each case, a wonderfully lifelike holagram was left.  It even moved some! 

Quartermaster Scruffy states there is no sensation from the hologram and likens the business to having your picture or video taken while being transported.

Based on that, General Boopsie Bear also took a short trip through the tunnel.  He agrees that this contraption offers little, if any unpleasantness to the traveller.

Hmmm.....where do we go from here?

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Princess Coco the Most Adorable, Scientist

Yes, we have had word from our adorable Princess and Heir, Coco.  She is, as always, full of exciting news for the Realm and its allies.

Most recently, she is adding the moniker 'scientist' to the list, which already includes Heir to the Throne and Chief Petticoat Officer of the USS Extra Helping.

She notes that she had been contemplating the difficulty some kitties have in escaping the overprotective clutches of their humans and how that can interfere with our many important plans.  To circumvent same humans, she has adapted the tunnel travel mechanism so that it leaves an opaque,  holographic image of the travelling kitty behind for the human's comfort.  She has beta tested it on mice, voles and sparrows to date with 100% effectiveness.

Think of the implications!  More frequent trips on the Extra Helpings! Higher attendance at Realm social events!  Calmer human attendants!  Who will be the first to give it a try?

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Who? Moi?

Everyone who knows me knows I am a thoroughly American-Jewish Princess, right?

Mommeh was so funny this morning before she woke up!  She thought I was saying 'Moi!  Moi!' as if I were a French kitty and wanted attention!  I did want attention, but I was not speaking human French....

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Recent Diplomatic Sorties

As has been announced previously, the PM and SAS Ringo have been making many junkets into the countryside and have made contact with many different species of animals and birds, including deer, cranes, herons, egrets and turkeys.  They have also had much contact with cricket-type, 'jumpy' bugs. 

The cranes, ever vigilant and with an expansive senses of time compared to other species, have begun to accept their presence, sometimes dancing and calling for them.

This past weekend, they went out with Princess Coco the Most Adorable.  While out, they received a last minute invitation to observe a Council of the Crane Elders; approximately 20 cranes meeting about issues of state.  All three were allowed to stay in this august presence for approximately 10 minutes human time.  All three were naturally awestruck to be in the presence of such ancient knowledge as is held by this oldest living species of life as we know it. 

After returning to The Annex, Princess Treasure contemplated their reports.  In return, she has sent offerings of hunting rights to The Realm; as cranes are omniverous, they do have an appetite for small game in common with felines.

All in the Realm await their reply with baited breath.