Communication from SAS Ringo to Candidate Knight Spitfire

Dear Spitfire:

As your initiation into knighthood is scheduled for tomorrow, I wanted to review your training  and accomplishments to date.

You have exhibited various displays of cunning from the beginning of our acquaintance.  Pole dancing demonstrates your ability to climb and twist as needed to escape our enemies.  You demonstrated good backkicking skills with the bunny angel.  Your attacks on your octopus ball demonstrate the ferociousness of your instincts.

Additionally, you have survived the Forest of Legs, the absence of your human and a visit from two younger feline.

All of this demonstrates your ability to exhibit the character trait and skills necessary to becoming a knight. 

However, we are dismayed at your comment that humans bleed easily.  Practicing on your human goes against our code of chivalry in which we protect those weak among us (as long as they are not dogs or rodents),  Such a lapse in judgment causes us concern.  We are hoping it was a lapse in judgement on seeing the beautiful accoutrement sent to you for your training and initiation.

Please report how you plan to curb such instincts in the future and submit one piece of information gathered while surviving the Forest of Legs as your final exam.

Regards,
Sir Ambassador Scout Ringo

Copy of Invitation

Dear Candidate Knight Spitfire:

It is with great pleasure that We invite you to become a Knight of the Realm of Capital Drive.

If you accept Our offer, you will be a member of Our Security Council, privy to all State Secrets commanding The Council's attention.  You will become a trusted advisor and your advice will be considered in all matters.

While your primary duties will include the gathering and transmission of information from your outpost to The Castle, you may also participate in some expeditions for The Realm.  Your cautious nature will be of great help here.

Naturally, Sir Ambassador Scout Ringo and General Boopsie Bear will be in charge of your training, in addition to consultation with our Esteemed Agent Ambassador Blackjack commanded by Admiral Hestorb.

The rewards will be many,the trials few.  If you accept this Grand Offer, please signify with a handwritten oath of allegiance.

/s/ Her Royal Highness Princess Treasure.